British English Vs. American English !

Ok...this is the Linguistic in me writing  today!

Before beginning the post –let me wish all my Indian Followers today a very happy Holi ! The Festival of Colours which influenced me to write this post!

Colours  ohhh colors or colours….??

Colour is British English and Color is American English .

Words ending with OR is American English eg.Color , Behavior,Flavor

Words ending with OUR is British English …Colour , Behaviour,Flavour

Hey are you getting to excited to figure out which one is correct?

English originated in Britain so British English is correct …but why the Hell did Americans change the spelling!

Do you know why the “U” is left out by Americans…let me fill up the blanks !

They spell Colour as Color because Fuck U…!

They spell Flavour as Flavor because Fuck U…!

They spell behaviour as Behavior because Fuck U…!

Americans do their own thing , …they decided to follow their own fucking way ! 

Like Australian and other common wealth countries we Indians mostly use British English because our education system follows British English ! Hindi itself belong to Indo-European Languages with common root in ancient Sanskrit…..

So Americans do not have a grammar in English..they use their own fucking way !

Here is  a Joke !

Oops u did not understand !
Let me put another picture to explain the Joke !

So thats the difference between American English and British English !

Nice Black Pants! Oh no ! Iam talking to an American in British English in Tokyo ! Iam trying to be a little mischievous ..just like any other Indian !

Its fun to work with so many different cultures !
Its real fun !

Ok iam ending this post officially declaring that Autumn is the most beautiful season of Japan !

You know what ?????? I love the colours..no fucking color!